(singing) The sunll come outtomorrow. What did he say? Ooh! DONKEY: Uh-oh. Narrator: After a long day of saving fried chicken, stopping an inner-city riot. Everybody dig in! I will smite him where he stands! After a moment of silence, the two burst out laughing. He gasps and drops the pail onto the floor. SHREK: (furious) Ohh, Ill kill that cat! Huh? German Wikipedia. Pretty pony wants to play at the castle! So are Shrek and Fiona, who are both now ogres. Shrek swings Pinocchio by his strings and throws him at Godmother. He notices an ornate clock that features a prince and princess kissing, and then turns onto his back. PINOCCHIO: I'mI am wearing ladies underwear. SHREK: Because if you kiss me nowwe can stay like this. In the city, palm trees not too far off fall down one after the other. Im Im. She goes over to the piano player snapping her fingers. HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? Shrek gestures to piles of mail stacked on a stool and potted plants that have withered away. My gosh! And he gave you a hard time! Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. Its a bad idea. Shrek runs into Fiona's room and sees a cloaked figure hovering by the window. In his surprise, Shrek drops Fiona to floor. SHREK: Hold on! Shrek leans Fiona over and they kiss. His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures, who inadvertently end up in the swamp. Yeah, Imma keep watch. FIONA: Ive made changes for you, Shrek. Im either away from my desk or with a client. Im melting! As she takes the towel away from her face, she sees her reflection in the mirror; she is a human again. Confetti rains and fanfare plays. Harold sticks his finger into the bowl and tastes it. It follows ogres Shrek and Fiona (Cameron Diaz), now a happily married couple, enjoying their honeymoon.Everything is just fine. DONKEY: Aw, man, where do I begin? Come on! SHREK: Thats OK, buddy. Fiona gest out of bed and walks over to the mirror to wash her face. SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. Godmother continutes to sing. DONKEY: Hey, good-looking! DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. He walks out to the balcony and shuts the doors behind him. King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve. GODMOTHER: Where have all the good men gone / And where are all the gods? 2.4 King Harold vs. Shrek and Donald 2.5 Shrek and Donald's Lament Harold and Lillian tend to Fiona, who they have tucked into bed. The crowd claps. She gets up and walks to the balcony, only to notice the diary opened face down. Fiona sighs as Shrek and Harold continue to rip apart their food, sending bits and pieces flying across the table. They arrive back at the balcony of the master bedroom and Harold is pushed out. / Have a bichon fris! Oh, get it off! But remember, dear, if you should ever need mehappinessis just a teardrop away. And then we're gonna go back to the swamp where we belong. Donkey! DONKEY: Oh, yeah, that. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! Dance!" They get closer towards each other and glare into each other's eyes. Shrek: Just eat your goobers and shut your gob, okay? He knocks on the door and an eye peeks out. Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. PUSS: We will cheer you up! Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. You were supposed to give her the potion! Ume-everything is accounted for, Fairy Godmother. SHREK: So (chuckles) you still think this was a good idea? We missed you at dinner. SHREK: We are definitely not in the swamp anymore. CHARMING: in all the land. The elves run away as Shrek jumps up and grabs onto a pulley system that leads back to the entrance. HAROLD: uh, we, we make this a quick visit. Wasnt she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? He takes off his hat and sheathes his sword. DONKEY: Mongo! Shrek gets caught a trap and villagers surround Fiona, who fends them off. He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower! Shrek 2. She gives him a reassuring smile, and he tries to return one back. Dont you, honey? Bandits! Harold tries to get the attention of the bartender. SHREK: Oh!.. The three look out the window to see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss standing at the window. HAROLD: (starting to reminisce) Our first kiss (snapping out of it) its not the same! I dont want to die! A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. . Guards rush around the top of the walls as the Captain of the Guards shouts orders. CHARMING: Fiona, my dearest, if theres one thing I know, its that love is full of surprises. [Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent] Queen : Harold. I climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower-. DONKEY: Uhhh--I gotta go to the bathroom. We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. That is, assuming you dont eat your own young! ANNOUNCER: Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband! Mongo watches the gumdrop drop to the ground, still on fire, and lets out a Godzilla-esque roar. Fiona lets go and starts to walk back up the stairs. PUSS: "Oh, dont take the potion, Mr. Boss, its very bad." Shrek Forever After (also known as Shrek: The Final Chapter or Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter) is a 2010 animated fantasy - comedy film, and it is the fourth installment in the Shrek film series. He walks through the factory floor pushing the cart. SHREK: Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona? Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. DONKEY: Ooh, got to be I think you grabbed the "Farty Ever After" potion. Puss pounces on a knight who grabs him. The son gets a look at the scene and tries to hide back inside. SHREK: Because were gonna need flour. SHREK: Look. Thats mine. PUSS: Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion allow me to take the first sip. Im blind! She looks up and the dog barks. LILLIAN: Fiona does. GODMOTHER: Its time you stop living in a fairy tale, Shrek. The red carpet is rolled out in front of the palace and festivities are set up. They locked you in a tower! Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. GODMOTHER: And now she can be. We both acted like ogres. Presenting Princess Fiona and her new husband, Prince Shrek! Help me, please! Donkey opens the door, and Shrek and Fiona look up, puzzled. Transcript Act I Outhouse [ Inside somewhere dark, the camera closes on a beautiful storybook. And it was destiny that his kiss CHARMING: would break the dreaded curse. GODMOTHER: Harold! Harold walks back inside the bedroom. Well take care of everything. Library of Congress authority ID. Harold stands unsure, still clutching the axe, staring out at the moon. DONKEY: All right, all right, I get it. (turns to the clerk) Er okay. She picks it up to a page of a drawing of Fiona and a prince kissing. Whos this?! Hey, thats my girl! DONKEY: Oh, God! FIONA: Dear Diary. DONKEY: Keep watch? It includes four computer-animated films . Donkey whinnies and rears back onto his hind legs, knocking Puss off. SHREK: Well, well, well, Donkey. You still look like a noble steed to me. SHREK: There it is, Mongo! Fiona looks uncomfortably at the crowd who are all chanting "Dance! SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. Head em up! Shrek takes takes Fiona's hand and starts walking forward. GODMOTHER: And what does he find? Fiona steps out and the lets the door slam behind her. Charming runs up to Fiona, grabs her shoulders, and kisses her. DONKEY: Im trotting, Im trotting in place! I already have a true love. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Alone! Jerome turns the speaker to face the other way. Hes down on Drury Lane. 181295884. Move em on! Right away. Godmother addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress. The dog continues to bark and Shrek roars in its face. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are walking through a clearing. Two workers are caught in it and are transformed into a clock and a candelabra. They can hear the Godmother behind it as well as the source of the flashes. A couple is out on a table drinking tea when their cups begin to shake. Larry: Aw, I forgive . Fiona tries to sip her drink courteously, but accidentally lets out a loud belch and covers her mouth. Hansel and Gretel? He sighs and leans his back to the door. Um Hes an ogre. imported from Wikimedia project. Fiona looks out with excitement, while Shrek remains cautious. One of the mice carries the a lit match to light the fuse, but falls through the grate. What did I tell you? Off in the distance they see a small cottage. A dragon roars. Shrek stares back at Fiona, still asleep, then sighs. DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. Shrek 2 was the inevitable 2004 sequel to the DreamWorks Animation Breakthrough Hit Shrek.. He opens the door to see Harold standing in the hall. GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. The knights shut the doors of the van. And shell never forgive you if you dont. GODMOTHER: Cinderella! To both of you. Mongo is still fully submerged under the water. He opens the cart to reveal Puss and Donkey crammed inside. Shrek 2 is a transcript. Shrek reluctantly leaves the house. Thats some quality potion! We followed the kings instructions exactly. I got to get a job. GODMOTHER: Good boy. With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. The chase ends in the streets of Far Far Away. An American Tail/Transcript An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/Transcript An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster/Transcript An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island/Transcript An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript Anastasia (1997)/Transcript Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript Category:Animated Transcripts A spotlight shines on the two and Fiona stops to look back. / With a flick of the wrist and just a flash / Youll land a prince with a ton of cash, GODMOTHER: A high-priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps / And no more stress. FIONA: Will you Stop it? "Head to the darkest part of the woods", DONKEY: "Past the sinister trees with those scary-looking branches.". The furniture dances around Fiona. Okay, we're just gonna have a look around. GODMOTHER: Have Fiona drink this and shell fall in love with the first man she kisses, which will be Charming. My one chance to fix things up with Fionas dad, and I end up lost in the woods with you! Move em on! Come here, little kitty, kitty. I think I feel something coming on. You cant lock us up like this! Ow! Im melting! They continue to dodge the arrows as they climb over various wooden machinery. Fiona drags the mermaid by the tail, and throws her into the sea into a group of sharks. GINGY: I hate these ball shows! Donkey stands in the doorway. PUSS: Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers! The maidens start puckering their lips and Shrek backs away. SHREK: Well, so much for Dads royal blessing. Gingy takes the key and runs across Pinocchio's nose as it continues to grow with each denial. She chases after him. SHREK: Well, um Its easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from. Godmother's voice sounds from a speaker system next to the receptionist. What about Shrek 2: Day of the Donkey? FIONA: Of course! / Your troubles will soon be gone! FIONA: I want what any princess wants. Withjusta. Godmother tries to zap them as the guards start running after them. All right! Theyre not like that. But theyre my parents, Shrek. FIONA: DadIve been thinking about what you said. Shrek looks up at the shelves built into the walls around them. The playback stops. But if you come by the office, well be glad to make you a personal appointment. Everythings gonna be--. The crowd gasps. Then this fool went off and had a party and he have the guests trying to pin the tail on me. We need a little time, you know, to be together. Far, far [softly] away! She sits up with concerned look on her face. Shrek walks through the streets with his head bowed down. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Godmother bites into her food and talks with her mouth full. You know, after your little spat last night. Is everything all right, Father? DONKEY: A stallion, baby! Godmother hovers over to wall of bookshelves filled with books. SHREK: Are you up for a little quest, Donkey? Now, where were we? I told you coming here was a bad idea. Make yourself useful and go keep watch. He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth. PUSS: But its impossible! CHARMING: (calmly) Oh, about five minutes ago, actually (angrily) after I endured blistering winds! Advertisement. Well arent you two a sight for sore eyes! FIONA: Ugh! The bartender turns around and leans on the bar, scowling at Harold. How about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball? Desperate they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome prince charming! DONKEY: Hey! Lillian scoffs and sends the servants away. Shrek puts the hazmat suit on which only manages to cover his head. CHARMING: Im just playing the part, Fiona. I just wish I could be the man you deserve. SHREK: "Happiness." Donkey manage to catch the falling potion with his mouth. Alright! Mongo instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Farbucks Coffee building. He leans down to pick her up. Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . Charming continues through the abandoned castle and reaches the princess's tower. Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! HAROLD: You wouldnt understand! Head em up! Scorching desert! Come on, join us. Fine! I dont think so. An evil chuckle is heard from inside the bakery as lightning strikes in the sky. Neither Harold nor Lillian appear to be approving. Shrek and company walk in, and Godmother gasps. The door shuts and the mouse runs into it. Could you not be yourselffor five minutes! We are not going! Puss jumps off and Shrek and Donkey halt. Charming shrugs at the Fairy Godmother, who is across the room and by the stage. PUSS:Hey! With an annoyed look on his face, Donkey follows them. She loves that pretty boy, Prince Charming. With his mouth with open, Shrek turns to the next page. Lots and lots of flour. DONKEY: I gotta get out of here! Shrek 2 (video game) | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Video Games Shrek 2 (video game) Edit Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and dear Fiona couldn't be happier. Categories FIONA: (chuckles) Lookthank you very much, Fairy Godmother, but I really dont need all this. He is surprised by a knock at the door, and sets the diary down. How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? Shrek looks out from the barn, solemnly starting at Far Far Away way off in the distance. Harold scowls, Lillian is apprehensive, and Fiona cringes. In April 2004 the film was selected for competition at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival. Shrek 2/Transcript; Flushed Away/Transcript; Antz/Transcript; Community. Fairy Godmother's pink carriage descends. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget. Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. SHREK: Quick! MORNING. Is that you? Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. I shouldve stayed. Shrek's pants fall down to his ankles. Puss is climbing all over Shrek's body and gets into his clothes. Ride em up! Donkey looks back and Jerome and the worker run off. Posed similarly, Puss runs over to Shrek and Donkey's unconscious bodies. Honestly. MIRROR: For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call! Charming is tossing a rose around his mouth. DONKEY: Let me go!! DONKEY: Oh yeah, right, Im sure a nice BM is the perfect solution for marital problems! Women can be heard whispering. SHREK: Thanks, but weve got all the happiness we need. This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2 . [laughs] Dad. JOAN: Oh. DONKEY: Wow! I thought I might find you here. DONKEY Yeah, and feeding . HAROLD: Well, Im afraid Fiona isnt reallywarming up to Prince Charming. When you married me?! For five minutes. GINGY: Well, folks, it looks like were up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick. Shrek reads the label on the potion. It opens and Shrek pulls him and the cart inside. CHARMING: I shall rend his head from his shoulders! Shrek hears a muffled voice. GODMOTHER: Dont you point those dirty green sausages at me! A hooded man on horseback arrives at The Poison Apple, a ramshackle tavern. LILLIAN: Well, lets not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. [laughs]. The crowd cheers and Puss and Donkey take to the stage. Surrounding the walls is a deep moat and the drawbridge over it has been pulled up. PRICILLA: Well, hi there! From behind him, Godmother's carriage floats up to the balcony and Godmother opens the door. Mongo kicks the gumdrop back, landing right on top of the catapult and destroying it. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation, directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon and distributed by Paramount Pictures. FIONA: But its the old one I fell in love with, Dad. CHARMING: Uhhthe potion changed a lot of things, Fiona. Then he makes a popping sound with his mouth. A cheering crowd is gathered in front of the palace, filling up the entirety of the square. FIONA: You couldve at least tried to get along with my father! Here we are. Get your coat, dear. Shrek admires the new "him" in the mirror and waves at three noblewomen ogling at him. Charming and Fiona walk down the hallway away from Harold and Lillian. Oh, arent they adorable! The two giggle and Shrek takes her in his arms. GODMOTHER: Oh-ho-ho! We need to talk. Whats in that stuff? LILLIAN: Well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children Harold starts choking on his drink and Shrek accidentally swallows his spoon. Mongo is trying to pull down the drawbridge again. Fiona turns to Shrek, who is clearly not enjoying this. I need to go, anyway. Be sure and use small words, dear. Ill be your true love! Move em on! I look any different? The fireball hit him square in the gumdrop. 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